The Greatest Fantasy Football Team Names

A list of classic Fantasy Football team names from over the years (can also be used for 6-aside teams)...


List of Classic Fantasy Football (or 6-Aside) Team Names...

  • Absolutely Fabregas
  • Agger Diouf Diouf Diouf
  • Athletic Bilbao Baggins
  • Baines on Toast
  • Balotellitubbies
  • Bayer Neverlosen
  • Beating Chastards
  • Benteke Fried Chicken
  • Blame it on Debuchy
  • Boom Shake Shake De Roon
  • Borussia Mönchenflapjack
  • Borussia Teeth
  • Buyher Lederhosen
  • Chamakh My Pitch Up
  • Champagne Super Rovers
  • Cheeky Milandos
  • Chewbacca the Net
  • Chicken Tiki Taka
  • Colonel Getafe
  • Crouch Potato
  • Cry me a River Plate
  • Ctrl Alt De Laet
  • Diego Costa Coffee
  • Don't look Bacary Sagna
  • Dude where's my Kahn
  • Dynamo Chicken Kiev
  • Dyslexia Untied
  • Egg-fried Reus
  • Expected Toulouse
  • FC Twente Bensons
  • Game of Throw-Ins
  • Geri-Hatrick
  • Giroud Let The Dogs Out
  • Happy Wednesdays
  • Haven't Got a Kalou
  • Hoilett the Dogs Out
  • I bet you'd look good on Zidane's Floor
  • Insert Joe Kinnear
  • Inter Row Z
  • Is your Motherwell ?
  • It's All Gone Shane Long
  • Ivory Toast
  • Ji Sung Park the Bus
  • Jimmy Floyd Bottlebank
  • Jurgen's Binman
  • Kenny Jacket Potato
  • Klopps and Robbers
  • Klose but no Cigar
  • Kroosing for a Bruising
  • Lads on Toure
  • Lallana's in Pyjamas
  • Le Saux Solid Crew
  • Lock Stock and Two Smoking Carrolls
  • Men Behaving Chadli
  • Mirror Signal Malouda
  • Monster Munchen Gladbach
  • Murder On Zidane's Floor
  • Nice to Michu
  • One Flew Over Lukaku's Nest
  • One Size Fitz Hall
  • Osasuna Or Later
  • Parmesan Belgrade
  • Petr Cech Yourself
  • Phantom of the Chopra
  • Pjanic at the Disco
  • Puyol Pants Down FC
  • Rapid Vienetta
  • Rigobert's Thong
  • Robben me Blind
  • Rolls Reus
  • Scouting For Goals
  • Sex, Drugs and Carlton Cole
  • Silence of the Lahms
  • Slumdog Mignolet
  • Substandard Liege
  • Taking Le Tiss
  • Tea and Busquets
  • Teenage Mutant Ninja Skrtels
  • The Big Lewandowski
  • The Huth, The Whole Huth and Nothing But The Huth
  • The Neville wears Prada
  • The Odem Chickenwingies
  • The Passion of the Cruyff
  • This is Sparta Prague
  • Wanyama's In Pyjamas
  • We're Going Toulouse
  • Who Ate All Depays?
  • Who wants to be a Mignolet
  • You can't handle the Huth
  • 99 Problems But a Pitch Ain't One